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Me and Emotional Papi: A lovers quarrel

Me:
-In the studio- *going in*
Waka Flocka:
WOO GET EM
Me:
BOW BOW BOW BOW BO-
Drake:
*Busts thru the door* WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Me:
*presses the lil button* Aubrey, that was rude.
Waka:
Yeah man that shit wasn't cool.
Drake:
Can I speak to my wife alone please?
Me:
*Rolls my eyes and steps out the booth* What's wrong now?
Drake:
So you're working with him now? That's your man? Your new boo? You love him or somethin?
Me:
Bye we just workin on a song stop being so jealous.mp3
Drake:
Why can't you work on a song with me?
Me:
I asked and you said no and now i'm making my own album. *shrugs*
Drake:
Well, I changed my mind now so tell waka flocka flame he can go tf home to wherever it is he live.
Waka:
*inside the booth*...is tht shade?
Me:
DID I ACT LIKE THIS WHEN U BROUGHT RIHANNA ON STAGE AND CALLED HER THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD?
Drake:
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU THEN!
Me:
BUT YOU KNEW OF ME!
Drake:
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU EXISTED!
Me:
I SENT YOU FAN MAIL!
Drake:
I DIDNT READ IT!
Me:
...I hope you know that..you just hurt my feelings really really badly and I may never talk to you ever again.
Waka:
smh that was cold.
Drake:
I didn't mean it like that.
Me:
I don't think it matters how you meant it.
Drake:
...
Waka:
*Sampha & Drake in harmony voice* I guess that's jus the motion....